My Dongsaeng. My Oppa. My Noona.

29 October 2010

5 funny sex quotations


Just for fun. Saja nak hilangkan stress.

Why is sex is like shaving?
Because no matter how well you do it today, you'll have to do it again tomorrow.

Shaving And Sex | Make you handsome and satisfied

Why are condoms transparent?
So the sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted.

Colorful Condoms | The sperm's playground

New AIDS Awareness Slogan :
Try different positions with the same man or woman,
instead of same position with different man or woman.

AIDS Killing People | Take the test, take control

What is the similarity between your couple and a chewing gum?
Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.

Chewing Gum | Mengunyah benda melekit?

Why do 90% girls have left boob bigger than right boob?
Because 90% boys are right handed.

Sarah Vandella | Khas untuk Mizie Mijie dan Farhan Santacruz



Nor Lyana said...

eeei......ko ni kelakar la...aku tergelak2 baca idea ko ke ni?

apih el nino said...

Nor Lyana.
idea masa lepak.
terus update!

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